Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Gary Cant

Gary is a self taught Casio keyboarding genius. I first met him standing on the sidewalk outside a supermarket playing his hit single “What time is it?” Most people would say that the 4 word verse/chorus is repetitive and the out of rhythm foot stomps are distracting. I say it’s art. From his over sized wristwatch to his crayon box, squiggly line, camo-pants, the man oozes style. What drives a man to create a 12 minute long symphony with only 4 words? A passion for time management and love of soulful music. Coming out to see Gary perform on the sidewalk is like watching a preacher give a cripple boy in a wheel chair his vision back and then the boy transforms into a dove made of rainbows and paints a picture of interracial children jumping rope. It makes me tingle like butter. You gotta be careful though ladies, Gary may break your heart. For Gary, it’s always music first, and then health and other stuff second and third. He’ll ask “What time is it?” but he already knows. We know he knows. It’s time to cross the street.

3 comments:

  1. this shit is money!

    the baby head thing not so much

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  2. You should take up the baby head thing with Charles Darwin and the rest of the evolution believers. That child's parents need Jesus.

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And I'll pretend to read it. :)