Anorexic Husky Vs. Asthmatic Husky

The only stats you need to know is that the Anorexic Husky is 40 pounds underweight and has an icy bitch stare. (HAHA she’s a female! Pun intended!) Asthmatic Husky has a bottomless stomach and weak lung capacity. What happens is when I put some food in Anorexic Husky’s bowl, she’ll look at me with her sad eyes of contempt and ignore the gesture like I’m asking her for money. Then I go back to my room angrily mumbling to myself. Asthmatic Husky moves in now to finish Anorexic’s food, but she’s a jerk and doesn’t appreciate anything and thinks she’s a princess and won’t look you in the eye when you pet her, so she snaps at Asthmatic. Asthmatic snaps back but gets winded and retreats to the back corner of his cage to bark and rant at Anorexic in safety. I come back out to the scene and Anorexic is pretending to be all sad so I go to yell at Asthmatic for picking on her but then I realize that he’s dead. As I turn to retreat, I realize it’s too late and I hear the cage door slam behind me as I see Anorexic with my car keys dangling from her mouth. As I cry and try to eat my way through the cage I can hear my car start and drive away. The winner: PETA.