Friday, February 19, 2010

John Travolta Creeps Me Out


That movie "From Paris with Love" has John Travolta playing some badass super agent, operative guy. I won't be watching this movie because I think the casting of John Travolta as a tough guy is five shades of stupid.

Having John Travolta go bald and rock a goatee doesn't convince me that he's well versed in hand to hand combat and capable of  wrecking shit.  Instead John appears to be a angry metro-sexual. If angered, I wouldn't fear that he would physically assault me. I'd be concerned that he'd try to sexually assualt me.

I say "try" because it would impossible for him. Just look at his head. He's not sneaking up on me or anyone with a dome that big. And he wouldn't be able to use his Scientology mind tricks to fool me into a sexual encounter with him. I know he was trying in that movie "Hairspray" but I saw right through that.


This movie is a lame attempt to make John Travolta cool and masculine again.  Even if he starred in a movie called "Raw Meat  Eating, Shark Strangling, Playmate Threesome Fucker" I think his work in drag has buried any notion of  him being a badass.

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