The participants must all wear blazers or sport coats, whatever you want to call them. The object of the game is to enter a public venue such as a bar, museum or an airport while smuggling the most interesting assortment of contraband in your blazer. Only when the players are admitted into said venue will the reveal of the contents count. Each item is given value through a point system based on 6 categories. The points are then added up and the player with the highest total wins. 1 point is awarded for weapons and/or drugs. 2 points for something that is living. 3 points for something that was once attached to something living (Hair and breast implants do not count). 4 points for anything on fire. 5 points for a prostitute. Flawless victory for carrying the spirit of the lord. Players that end up getting kicked out of venue, arrested or pregnant are immediately disqualified. In the event of a draw the person with less financial resources will lose. Now if said loser is homeless and has a top hat to match they will be awarded an additional 4 points for style. 6 points if the carry their belongings in a handkerchief on a stick.
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