If you didn't know, fancy-pants, British Prince William rescued a man on his first mission while serving the Royal Air Force. So that makes Prince William a prince, a helicopter pilot and a superhero. Otherwise, he's not a real person. He's a fucking work of fiction.
Where most people in his position would be busy snorting their family's fortune away and apologizing to judges in court, his majesty's royal overachiever is busy playing Johnny Quest.
Last week, I baked some chicken for the first time. I didn't burn it. I'm a fucking champion.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
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And I'll pretend to read it. :)