Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I Don't Know Anything About Philip Seymour Hoffman

All the information I wrote on Philip Seymour Hoffman came from what I found on Wikipedia. Honest. So the facts are as reliable as your 4-year-old neighbor's cardboard rocket ship and frying pan space helmet. I've only seen a couple of Hoffman's movies and from what I remembered, he annoyed the shit out of me.  So why not write an article about him, right? I think he is a pretty good actor but I still find his roles to be annoying as an eye full of mosquito bites.

I'll be honest. I just wanted to draw a cartoon version of Philip Seymour Hoffman and have a shitload of people see it, tell me I am the coolest ever and get my bank account obese.

(Cracked articles get views that range from tens to hundreds of thousands. Check mine. I'll be lucky if it breaks two and some change.)

You can see how well THAT turned out. I think if you threw a hat on him, my drawing becomes a reasonable Michael Moore caricature. Oh well. "Live and learn. No money lost and NEVER any money earned." So to the 4 people that read this blog, enjoy!
 



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